If you’ve ever seen a pigeon and thought, “I wish it was closer,” today is your day. Keep your pigeons tight with this designer pigeon clutch. It’s not a purse, it’s not a bird. But opening one wing reveals a small compartment for a few personal items, which may or may not fit your cell phone. Neighborhood pigeons may even nod their heads in your direction. If you’ve always wanted to get your message across to pigeons, now’s your chance. No messy training or cleanup required. Currently sold out, but available for pre-order for $890.

we saw fancy accessories design taxialso brought trend Articles about our notable trends. Check out runway shots of the Pigeon Clutch in action, along with other surprisingly silly handbags.

long before the Netflix show cake? It premiered and designers created accessories that looked like food. There are food-shaped wallets such as chocolate, pizza, and ramen style. Or he could buy an airplane-shaped Louis Vuitton bag for $39,000. How about accessories such as purses and beach sandals like sushi rolls? i actually want them.

There’s more to pigeons than their reputation as “rat in the sky” suggests. Many people around the world train and race homing pigeons. One world-class bird was sold for his $2 million. And there will always be some nostalgia for the Goodfeathers family. Animaniacs, always huddled together. Whatever the reason, the Pigeon Clutch can make your quirky fashion dreams come true.

Melissa is a science and technology staff writer for Nerdist.She also hosts “science” panels at conventions and co-organizers. star wars logic, a podcast about science and Star Wars.follow her Twitter @melissatruth.