In an unprecedented feat of talking money, the digital marketing guru formerly known as Golam Mostafa changed his name to Golam Rocky Road Mostafa.

In a lengthy Facebook status update that unfortunately didn’t have a tl;dr, he said the change was made with search engine optimization (SEO) in mind. He thinks his new name, which can be shortened to the cool acronym GRRM, will make him easier to find on the internet.

“My previous name was what my grandfather gave me on his deathbed. That name had a lot of sentimental value, but he was not a digital marketer. , I don’t think they even understood that content is king,” he wrote.

He continued, “In my 29 years of life and 15 years of internet experience, I’ve found too many Gollum Mostafa. Rocky Road itself is a very famous dessert. By itself, these There is no dynamism in words.But by combining these.Two things and adopting it as my name, I have accomplished what many alchemists have wanted to do for centuries. I rubbed two gold coins together to make a third gold coin.”

Golam Rocky Road Mostafa was hanging out. Your husband may never come back, but your first search results lead to my digital marketing agency!

“How exciting? Maybe you’re a teenager trying to impress your ‘special friend’ with your favorite dessert.” Search for Rocky Road’s recipes, and there’s a good chance that one of his first seven results is really yours. Golam Rocky Road Mostafa, Digital Marketing Guru. This is his SEO power. ”

This shocking revelation of the new name received a thunderous response from the followers of Gorham Rocky Road Mostafa. While mostly applauded, comments briefly appeared asking if the change had anything to do with the fact that a Google search for “Golam Mostafa digital marketer” would lead to evidence of past criminal activity. .

Thankfully, the comment was quickly deleted. When someone else asked if the acronym GRRM was confusing to fans of George R. R. Martin, author of the greatest fantasy fiction series ever, Gorham Rocky Lord Mostafa replied, “This is a function. , it’s not a bug,” followed by a winking emoji. .